When I imagine chilling in a pond, snacking on tall grasses, and eventually getting around to family planning when I’m 85, I can’t help feeling jealous of Mommy.
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I Kind of Want What Mommy—the 97-Year-Old Tortoise Who Just Gave Birth at the Philadelphia Zoo—Has
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